gorilla pubes

a tasty treat for all the family

kid 1: Hey mom can we buy some gorilla pubes
mom: no son we have half a pube left so no

by Budgettsfog October 11, 2022

zesty ahh gorilla

Zesty ahh gorilla meaning: A zesty gorilla trying to seduce 5 year old girls

Person 1: Did you see the Zesty gorilla over there?

Person 2: No, I didn't..

Person 1: Yeah, it's so fucking zesty that it tries to seduce 6-year-olds

"Look at that zesty ahh gorilla"

by harharfreddyfazbear November 24, 2023

Gorilla Glue Gurkin Jerkin

When you use super glue to glue your dick tip shut then you jerk off to completion

Yo I gave myself a Gorilla Glue Gurkin Jerkin yesterday and now I think I have an infection

by PickleKing11 May 13, 2023

Gorilla Head

The act of giving a woman oral sex and the woman has not shaved.

Bro I totally gave chloe gorilla head last night.

by GorillaHeadCreator2003 September 3, 2022

gorilla tag

gorilla tag is a virtual reality game where your a gorilla, or even a monkey. the main goal of the game is to get everyone tagged, once everyone gets tagged, the game restarts.

MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY, stop chasing me gorilla, aye wanna play gorilla tag? stop chasing me monkey

by concern April 20, 2022

gorilla comments

To comment on facebook then after people have had time to read/respond delete it.

1) dude where did his comment go?
2) i think it was just some gorilla comments

by YOBYEH October 2, 2011

Gorilla Mascara

The female counterpart to the famous “Gorilla Mask”.

A sex act in which a female will shave her genital/pubic region, hold the pubic hair in the palm of her hand during sexual intercourse. The most popular method of this act is when the female spits in the eyes of her sex partner during the sex act. When the partner climaxes the female will ensconce the eyelids with pubic hair.

Although it was popularized in the USA in the 1970s movie Air Bud 3, many variations of this method exist in Mexico, Northeast Berut, and New Zealand as early as 1970 BC in the ancient Sumerian play “Arrus Buttici Du” translated as “Air Bud 2”.

“Hey honey, I didn’t mean to scare ya, I was just giving you some gorilla mascara.” - Tupac

by Cum Fungus April 17, 2023