July 1

The day of reckoning

Oh shit it’s July 1

by hannahmadison69 October 15, 2019

hook 1

someone who is cooler then an icko, or uggo.

You play world of warcraft?
What a hook 1

by esgrhjlkol; January 13, 2008

Halo 1

The game were you can friggen shoot up a tank with the power of a pistol

Idiot Bob : "Hahahahaha xD I got tank you have no chance against me a pro player!!!!! lel"
Legend Frank : -grabs halo 1 pistol and friggen kills bob"
Idiot Bob : "WHAT THE HECCCCCCCCC MAN WHAT THE HECCCCCCCCCCCCCC"
Legend Frank : "get owned bob and also... upgrade to some real big boy words now will ya?!?!?!"
Also Legend Frank : -Drives off like a boss!-

by Real Paper Boy o April 8, 2019

November 1

this one’s for all my november 1st people

people born on this day are cool as hell. how do you do it???? also i’m sorry for all the NNN ones that are on here. i went through this and i feel bad for y’all. anyways you’re probably cute as hell and if you think otherwise stop lying to yourself. stupid<3

person a: hey that person is super cool i bet their birthday is on november 1
person b: yeah it probably is they are so cool and hot and sexy
person born on november 1: wow thanks guys

by hey dumby <3 November 23, 2021

June 1

June 1 national give ur friend $20 day the government made this

My friend:you kno it june 1 me: ya what abt it my friend: u have to give me 20 dollars me : fine

by Thaay.fw.jayy April 26, 2022

December 1

🚫🥜november is over boiz go hard

FINALLY ITS DECEMBER 1 *12:01am* oop i just used used up a new box of tissues and a whole bottle of lotion.

by local chicken nugget November 12, 2019

July 1

Rub a clit day!

Today is the day to be gentle and rub that 😽 until she cums

Do it slowly and do it for as long as she needs it - Be gentle!

You have all the other days of the year to be rough and pound her silly ... this is jot the day for that

Her: Hey, it's July 1st, you know what that means?
Fingerowner: Yes, you will need to be very good for me so I can work my magic

Her: I'll try my best, I just get so horny and cant control myself 💦
Fingerowner: I know- but you have to control yourself today

by TittyTakerTank June 24, 2022