piece of shit

A useless person who spews crap and bullshit out of their mouth constantly.

"Do you know Doug?"
"Are you talking about that big piece of shit fucktard that is nothing but a bumbling, stinking parasitic wretch?

"Yes, that's exactly who I am talking about!"
"Ya that dude is a pathetic idiot who is full of crap, and wallows in the sewer of life."

by JadedSilverPrincess March 26, 2017

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shit shunter

A veiny train that pushes the brown express back into the tunnel.

-"Lord Archer, would you kindly turn round so I can clean your drains?"
-"Ok governor, but hurry it up you shit shunter, I have to write two novels by tea time."

by Bob Sometimes September 6, 2004

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shit you get for crap these days

Expression of resignation to the profound suckness of life.

Dad got canned the day before his pension would've kicked in. I tell ya, the shit you get for crap these days.

by Scorite June 17, 2006

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shit roulettee

when college students goto pizza buffet night, drink lots of beer, then drive around town until one of them shit his/her pants.

I'm glad it wasn't my car we played shit roulettee in, because that Cici"s Pizza shit really stinks.

by shitman October 1, 2006

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Holy Shit Grip

The handles located in a vehicle that you grasp, usually while proclaiming "Holy SHIT!" at the top of your lungs. Whether or not there is actually any impending danger is irrelevant.

See Oh shit handle or oh shit bar for slightly different examples.

"Holy SHIT did you see that guy?? I had to go for the holy shit grip to support me in my moment of disbelief!"

by Scott-tron 9001 December 11, 2006

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