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the front end assistant

Front End Assistant: When you stretch your nut sack skin out as much as you can ,then wrap the stretched skin around another's erect Weiner, and proceed to jerk them off.
Hey Toby. This is a long flight, I know how squirly you get when you don't get your daily nut. How about a "front end assistant"?

I love the front end assistant. He's super stretchy like raw chicken skin, his name is wolf Blitzer btw

Damn Charles that's a hell of a set of balls you got there! you ever think of asking for that "front end assistant" position Edward has available?
by Seven86 June 27, 2024
mugGet the the front end assistantmug.

front dow

The thing I said to woman and it was disrespect and the principal told me it was bad and I fr respect if you respect me I don’t know why it was bad to say fr. that is why respecting women is good. sentence yeah.
by poopsexual November 21, 2019
mugGet the front dowmug.

Front flip duck

Frontflip duck is ducking while frontfliping.
hey bro that front flip duck was awsome
by Weird flower maker August 3, 2018
mugGet the Front flip duckmug.

Feral Front-Seater

Feral Front-Seater: (noun) A person who takes an assertive, almost chaotic role in the passenger seat of a car, often displaying little regard for traditional etiquette or comfort. Unlike a Passenger Princess, the Feral Front-Seater actively makes every drive more interesting, provides unsolicited directions, or even attempts to take control of the car’s features, all while maintaining a sense of unrestrained enthusiasm or energy. They thrive in the chaos of navigating or the thrill of constant commentary, making the ride anything but peaceful.

A list of characteristics included, but are not limited to.

- always brings snacks and drinks into the vehicle.

- Sings along with any and all songs whether they know the lyrics or not.

- Holds bathroom breaks for gas stops.

- Restocks snacks and drinks from stores during refueling stops

- refuses to nap during long trips.

- Will hang head out window for an on the fly photo op.

Credit: Donald Walsh 2025
"Buckle up, we're in for it. Emily is a total Feral Front-Seater—she’s already grabbed the aux cord and blaring emo music.
by 75lineman January 25, 2025
mugGet the Feral Front-Seatermug.

Front load

The act of having a partner skip the line to smash when you already hand someone waiting in line.
I know mark is sweet but i had to front load mark
by Lazy sushi October 10, 2023
mugGet the Front loadmug.

FNB (Front and Back)

When giving or receiving oral sex in the front (pussy) and back (ass)
FNB (Front and Back)
Girl please let me have a taste of that FNB!
by Mistress Dru September 17, 2017
mugGet the FNB (Front and Back)mug.

Front butt

The lower part of your pelvic area.
Riot if you don't stop I'm going to kick you in the front butt!
by Zebra1919 February 18, 2020
mugGet the Front buttmug.

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