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Doody Nuts

Nickname for he who wipes his ass from back to front.
Shit your balls stink, Doody Nuts!
by bradzilla May 6, 2003
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Nut Kick

A nut kick (also called a dick move in combat) is a tactical, yet unethical combat maneuver where you kick someone in the testicals. This will not work on the following: women, some badasses, people with sport cups, and men with penises, but are without balls. This is a violation of the bro code and is unfortunately, frequently broken.
I was winning that fight, up until the point he nut kicked me, and everyone administered second aid.
by DeathByPhone0222 March 27, 2016
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Nuts and a half

I) When one finds something very extroidanary, mind blowing, interesting
II) Used to define extreme actions taken by a person with little mind power
III) When someone does something life-risking and very dangerous
I) My god that was nuts and a half dude!!
II) Dude this jump is nuts and a half...
III) He jumped off the tower? He's nuts and a half, fo sho.
by DJ Striker November 13, 2004
mugGet the Nuts and a halfmug.

grug nuts

a man with unusually hairy balls
girl; i was with freddy the other night, and i found out he had grug nuts. i ran away as fast as i could.
by nympho004 March 18, 2007
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ninja nut

Nutting in a public place, undetected
Man I got away with a ninja nut yesterday.
by Nick6302 August 10, 2017
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phantom nut

the act of telling your partner your gonna cum, and then spitting on your partners back, and as they turn around blowing your load in there eyes, blinding them and taking off into the night.
1. Last night i met some whore at the bar and then gave her a phantom nut and made off with her car.

2. Who knows, what fear lurks in the heart of women, only the Phantom Nut knows.
by blueberry bandit July 28, 2008
mugGet the phantom nutmug.

Honey Nutting

A sexual act in which one person spreads honey on the testicles of another person and then proceeds to lick it off.
Olivia spread Joel's legs and lathered his balls with honey, licking it off afterwards giving Joel the best Honey Nutting he has ever had.
by K3nny34 April 22, 2017
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