free vagging

Akin to going commando, but for females.

Stacy didn't feel like wearing underwear, she was free vagging a bit.

by Martymar76 November 16, 2016

Free paper

Having planned or unplanned free time. Permission given for free time. Time previously controlled but now relinquished.

Indirectly referring to having written permission to be out.

Sally went away for the weekend so Tom has free paper.

by Mr. Suess May 24, 2018

Free premium

When it's valentines day, Pornhub offers a week free premium.

Being single on Valentines Day isn't really that bad as pornhub offers free premium.

by imagnomeandyouvebeengnomed February 14, 2019

Free the guys

Whenever more than one person is locked up and somebody says "Free the guys," it's pretty self a explanatory. (Mainly used for when somebody's friends are locked up).

Both of my homies been locked up for months now I'm screaming Free the guys!

by Jemria April 14, 2022

Free-hosing

When you let it hang out and are just continuously pissing, not holding it in. When you've freed willy and just want to let the hose flow.

"Oh my god, did you see Larry the other night? he was free-hosing it!"

by bussypee August 22, 2022

Free class

A class that doesn't require a lot of hard work to get a good grade, hence a free class.

I'm taking Creative Writing because it's a free class

by NnNateEe March 11, 2023

Free wifi

A kind of wifi that helps fuck and lag ur device and eventually sucks the network.

Teacher leaves the meeting due to wifi connection problem

Teacher joins the chat
Also teacher: Seems like Zoom is not stable enough
Me: STOP USING THE FREE WIFI IN THE RESTAURANT

IT IS A PIECE OF SH1T

by Ur gae mom October 29, 2021