Crank some hog

This is the action of getting some work done, typically homework

Man the essay is due tomorrow, I really need to crank some hog

by Coolhck June 5, 2025

Hog sap

The grime that one seeps after a long hauled pigging

Oy! I tried to give you a hug and all I got was this hand drenched in hog sap

"You're going about has wreaked you of hog sap!"

by Idontmow July 16, 2025

Hog Choke

Reference to getting a hand job. Being jacked/Jerked off. (AF)

" ,Bout to get my Hog Choked"....

by OddEndz November 11, 2022

Jab the Hog

To wake up in the dead of night, fully torqued, and aggressively masturbate just to fall back asleep.

“Had to jab the hog last night. Wasn’t horny, just medically necessary.”

by GeneKreemer March 24, 2025

Zipper Hog

Like a trouser snake but the Russian Boar kind

When you hear a zipping and a growl….get ready for the Zipper Hog

by Honey Boy Wilson June 19, 2021

hogs goblin

Something that is bad. Some could say hogs goblin could be defined as the worst. This definition was derived from working at KFC as it is the worst place to work.

E.g. "Working at KFC is the hogs goblin"

by Thanks for playing July 7, 2015

Hog Auger

Referring to your penis after a long night of drinking then going out to purpously sleep with large women in competition with your friends to see who can sleep with the most in one night.

Man my hog auger hurts a ton today. I was out humping fat chicks all night and i bet i won.

by firebill July 14, 2011