-Fanbase of legendary group BTS.
- Are massive in size and have a large influence in things.
-When united, the most powerful fandom.
- Consist largely of POC
-Make the most charity donations out of any fandom.
-Have to deal with the most shit and are always portrayed as the villains when, in reality, 98% of the time, their drags are clap-backs.
-Respect them, they respect you.
-Fuck up and disrespect BTS once, they'll never forget.
- Always trend everything. If they're talking about something, you'll know (e.g. 'HAVE A SAFE FLIGHT,' 'ALL MEN DO IS LIE', 'TEAMWORK MAKES THE DREAMWORK', 'WE DID IT')
- Actually stream and work hard for their artists, which is why BTS win a lot of things and break so many records.
- Let's be honest, pretty much every artist would like to have such a supportive fanbase.
- No-jammers need to be exterminated
- Have done messed up shit before, but usually the worst they do is call people flops
- If they were as bad as kpop stans painted them to be/pulled as much things kpop stans have on BTS, quite a few groups would've disbanded by now
- Clowns
- They should start acting like the big evil fandom everyone paints them to be (but you didn't hear that from me)
- Are massive in size and have a large influence in things.
-When united, the most powerful fandom.
- Consist largely of POC
-Make the most charity donations out of any fandom.
-Have to deal with the most shit and are always portrayed as the villains when, in reality, 98% of the time, their drags are clap-backs.
-Respect them, they respect you.
-Fuck up and disrespect BTS once, they'll never forget.
- Always trend everything. If they're talking about something, you'll know (e.g. 'HAVE A SAFE FLIGHT,' 'ALL MEN DO IS LIE', 'TEAMWORK MAKES THE DREAMWORK', 'WE DID IT')
- Actually stream and work hard for their artists, which is why BTS win a lot of things and break so many records.
- Let's be honest, pretty much every artist would like to have such a supportive fanbase.
- No-jammers need to be exterminated
- Have done messed up shit before, but usually the worst they do is call people flops
- If they were as bad as kpop stans painted them to be/pulled as much things kpop stans have on BTS, quite a few groups would've disbanded by now
- Clowns
- They should start acting like the big evil fandom everyone paints them to be (but you didn't hear that from me)
"Why is 'HES MAKING BRACELETS' trending? Who's making bracelets?"
"Oh, that's just ARMY having a breakdown over a BTS member making bracelets on a live,"
"Oh, that's just ARMY having a breakdown over a BTS member making bracelets on a live,"
by < Ace > November 7, 2020
Get the ARMYmug. A popular British slang term referring to young, spoilt members of the upper classes. Originated from the fact that members are famous for referring to their fathers as "daddy", even at a relatively old age and from the British sitcom, 'Dad's Army'.
by Matt99J December 22, 2013
Get the Daddy's Armymug. an ARMY is a stinky, delusional fan of a group that only got popular because of good marketing; not talent.
Person 1: Hey, do you like BTS? Are you an ARMY?
Person 2: Ew, no. Their music is garbage, have you heard those fake deep lyrics? They’re only famous because their fans are 10 years old or crazy.
Person 2: Stan real talent, Stray Kids.
Person 1: Oh, okay…
Person 2: Ew, no. Their music is garbage, have you heard those fake deep lyrics? They’re only famous because their fans are 10 years old or crazy.
Person 2: Stan real talent, Stray Kids.
Person 1: Oh, okay…
by thatonebot332255 October 14, 2021
Get the ARMYmug. The BEST army to ever step foot on this planet. Unbeatable. It is also said that people who join the plankton army are said to have +1000 aura points. This HAS been scientifically proven.
by not_plankton January 11, 2025
Get the plankton armymug. I got my husband a new lawn mower for Christmas, but it’s really a German army helmet. Now he’ll have to mow our lawn!
I got my roommate a German army helmet for Christmas.. the newest espresso machine! Now I don’t have to go to Starbucks anymore.
I got my roommate a German army helmet for Christmas.. the newest espresso machine! Now I don’t have to go to Starbucks anymore.
by kdawk August 3, 2018
Get the German Army Helmetmug. A walking paradox. Armie will gas you up, ruin your life, and still have the audacity to say “you knew what this was.”
He’s not your man — he’s the main event.
Tells you he’s busy building an empire, but somehow still has time to watch your story and disappear again.
Calls it “protecting his peace” when he ghosts you for 3 weeks.
Never argues. Just calmly makes you feel like the crazy one.
His cologne? Regret and curiosity.
You’ll never replace him — just date people who remind you of him and fall short.
He’s not your man — he’s the main event.
Tells you he’s busy building an empire, but somehow still has time to watch your story and disappear again.
Calls it “protecting his peace” when he ghosts you for 3 weeks.
Never argues. Just calmly makes you feel like the crazy one.
His cologne? Regret and curiosity.
You’ll never replace him — just date people who remind you of him and fall short.
by Qatiqua August 1, 2025
Get the Armiemug. Jesus's Army are a peaceful Christian organisation who usually drive around to their religious gatherings in rainbow or multi coloured vehicles usually dilapidated vans or mini buses. Jesus's Army love to spread the word of our Lord and Saviour through rustic songs acapella style or often led by tambourine's, maracas,spoons and entry level guitar playing.
Unfortunately due to Jesus's Army only feeling love and seeing good in their fellow man they can often fall foul of being abused by drunken thugs who will initially express a real interest in turning their sad lives around with Jesus's help only to blag free rides to their next watering hole and further cementing their own place in Hell.
Unfortunately due to Jesus's Army only feeling love and seeing good in their fellow man they can often fall foul of being abused by drunken thugs who will initially express a real interest in turning their sad lives around with Jesus's help only to blag free rides to their next watering hole and further cementing their own place in Hell.
Dave we've drank and gambled all our money on fruit machines. We literally only have enough for 4 more pints each with no cash machine visits available and we still need to get home with no money for a taxi.
Fear not there is some rainbow coloured van there with a heavy smell of marijuana and Christian love exuding from it. That is definitely Jesus's Army and if we tell them we are interested in signing up and turning our lives around with the help of the Lord I think we can blag a lift.
Fear not there is some rainbow coloured van there with a heavy smell of marijuana and Christian love exuding from it. That is definitely Jesus's Army and if we tell them we are interested in signing up and turning our lives around with the help of the Lord I think we can blag a lift.
by Another pseudonymal August 5, 2022
Get the Jesus's Armymug.