vampire human

A vampire human is when a vampire bat drinks to much blood and transforms into a human.Now there you know YW

Oh no a vampire human!

by Superstichiously December 18, 2017

vampire mother

A divorced women who sucks the life and wealth out of her ex husband after cheating and leaving. Highly abusive toward men and blames them for their behavior.

The worst of all baby mamas.

“Vampire Mothers are real.”

“Vampire Mother got paid today!”

“No I don’t want to talk to you about my life now and I don’t have anymore money to give you...you Vampire Mother”

by Fact Based Person February 1, 2018

vampire brat

Unfortunate brainwashed child victim of a Vampire Mother. The only cure for which is masculine wisdom from a father.

“That Vampire Mother is turning those kids into Vampire Brats.”

by Fact Based Person February 1, 2018

vampiresick

Someone who is obsessed and addicted to vampires.

She is always watchin those vampire movies. I think she is vampiresick.

by Janv March 10, 2018

Vamila

A way to tell someone that they're an asshole.

Guy 1 "Hey your a Vamila"
Guy 2 "Fuck you"

by NICEOffical June 7, 2018

vampiper

a term coined by a 17 year old horse chick. it all started with english class while watching the movie "how i live now". piper + vampire = vampiper

brutto look it's a vampiper!

by n e t t mhm August 3, 2018

Vampire Selfie

A person who does not take a selfie or participate in a group selfie unless invited in

Omg, Stacy is such a vampire selfie person

by RamanFox August 9, 2018