Shit Shuffle

Trying to get to the restroom before shitting in your clothes, holding ass cheeks together and hoping to make it, in time .

I had to do the shit shuffle all the way to the bathroom.

by frogginstyle December 14, 2018

Fridge Shuffle

The phenomenon that occurs when someone in isolation (either voluntary or mandatory) doesn't have enough food in the fridge to generate a meal. It's in this case when the last and only resort is to use whatever you may find in the fridge to prepare one poor, generally-themed meal for the day. This may also happen in a hangover or being very stoned.

Bro I was so stoned I could barely manage to make a fridge shuffle. It was pretty good tho...

by neojacker April 5, 2020

The 3rd Degree Burn Shuffle

When you suffer 3rd degree burns, but want 1st degree fun! It can only be performed if said person has 3rd degree burns (Obviously). Generally, you can only do this with the burns located on your cock. First, take your clothes off, then squat and shuffle side to side while screaming in pain

Darryl burn his cock doing “ extracurricular activities “ an did The 3rd Degree Burn Shuffle

by Mr.CockBlender January 4, 2023

Garrett shuffle

When your doing the upside down worm and a hot girl is riding you at the same time.

Last night I did the Garrett shuffle in my bed room.

by Weenpeen21garrett April 1, 2019

Indy shuffle

What you do after you hit the wall head on at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway .

AJ : Here comes Rick .
Mario : Why is he walking like that .
AJ : Oh he has the Indy Shuffle after he stuck his feet into the wall in Turn 2 .
Mario : Should have turned left...

by wonderful world of sports January 24, 2025

Sloppy Shuffle

The act when a man is about to ejaculate when he shifts to the woman's face to drench her face in a sloppy solution.

I didn't wear a condom, so I did the sloppy shuffle to avoid any mishaps.

by room535 January 27, 2015

drunky shuffle

This is the walk that an extremely drunk person does through a bar. Typically it involves almost falling down, and bumping into other patrons.
Usually seen on footage of COPS, when they ask them to walk in a straight line.

Joel drunky shuffled through the bar, and knocked over a waitress... to Paul this was very ammusing.

by prcrow April 28, 2007