Poppins Wind

Wind so strong it makes old ladies with umbrellas fly away.

Dude that mothafuckin poppins wind blew away my hat!!11!!11!!

by CokeHead Fred December 24, 2008

Wind instruments

When one woman is rimming a man while another woman performs head on the same man. Looking like one is playing the flute and the other is blowing the bag pipes.

I walked in too Larry's house yesterday and he was teaching wind instruments,Frankie was playing the flute while Norma was blowing the bagpipes son!

by Alright son! January 24, 2020

Like a dog in't wind

It's really just a load of bollocks..

I'm like a dog in't wind...

by danmk6 November 23, 2021

wind-rowed

a term used by tornado damage fanatics to describe how a house is thrown by a tornado in rapid speeds. this plays into Weather Porn, it does look pretty cool when an american house turns into confetti, shredded like paper.

"The house was completely wind-rowed and granulated.

by MartianSupremacist October 10, 2023

trapped wind

A fart that is too high up your guts, so you can't let it out and causing pain.

"I had so much soda at lunch, I'm dealing with some serious trapped wind. If I disappear for a few minutes, you'll know why."

by ElzearYoung January 7, 2024

Garbage wind

The stinky wind that blows up into your face when you open a garbage chute in an apartment building.

Garbage dust flew into my eye when I was hit by the garbage wind from the chute.

by BayswaterGirl November 10, 2021

Wind up

As a result / the aftermath

“Don’t defy them, or else you’ll wind up like the others”

by alexpc12309 January 15, 2023