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Flippin' Shits

to freak out. sounds better then saying freaking out though. Also sometimes known as flippin dooks (dookies)
by asiancaucasian43 September 14, 2009
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Puking shits

When you are vomiting and have the runs at the same time. Hence, Puking shits.
#1: Bro, you weren't at work today, the boss is mad as fuck.

#2: Man, I was sick. I had the puking shits.

#1: Oh. It's a good idea you didn't come to work then.
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Summa-shits

First created in Maine, this term mimics the drawl of the residents of that state (Summa for Summer) and refers to the affluent, cheerful, oblivious people who stream into an area of the country (often for summer vacation) and immediately alienate the locals with their disrespect,ignorance and conspicuous consumption.
"Ya know those Summa-shits who ask for foreign films at the Safeway and have loud drunken parties all night and tailgate the old aunties with their SUV on county line road...?
I drive REAL SLOW when they're behind me and smile REAL BIG when their faces pucker up and turn red."
by majordopolis July 4, 2012
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two shits to a candlestick

to not know anything about anything
to "not hold two shits to a candlestick" is to think you know something but really know nothing

Dan: did you hear caleb's thoughts on obama care?
Emma: yeah, but the tool can't hold two shits to a candlestick when it comes to the goverment
by secretpumpkinking May 2, 2014
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The shits

Friend: Yo, let's go get some food

Me: Nah man I got the shits
by Crabtastic November 17, 2014
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Speedy shits

Taking a shit as fast as you can by using the force of a thousand suns. This practice is common for people who have very busy days.
Guy: "Man, I wonder who invented speedy shits."
Another guy: "Yeah, that really saved me when I had to get to class."
by GewahltEin July 11, 2014
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Ninja shits

When diarrhea or mexican food sneaks up on you at a random time.
Boss: "Why weren't you at work Bob?"
Bob: "Well I was at my daughters play then i got a case of ninja shits."
by Chupa Mi Verdga August 10, 2014
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