Dude, stop calling my celly asking me for Xanax! Don't you know the fucking pigs are tapping my phone? Next time, just say you need to hang out with anna nicole smith, ya doofus. Save that overly obvious telephone terminology for when you're calling a sketch pad.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. May 22, 2009
The fourth angel in the book of revelation. Forex trading genius. He worked on some of the biggest movies in the world such as Avengers: EndGame.
Oh my God, it's Christian J Smith!
Christian J Smith raised his right hand and scorched them with fire.
Christian J Smith raised his right hand and scorched them with fire.
by julissa44 March 24, 2022
Gay ass school where principal's think they can do whatever the fuck they want to. Where teachers are dicks.
by Smithsuckssweatyhairyballs June 07, 2018
Commander Erwin Smith- the 13th commander of the Survey Corps, fast, quick thinking with a stunning intellect. His plans may not make much sense at the moment but he always has hidden ideals. His vast leadership skills are shown and put to the test when the female titan appears. Also the designer of the Long Distance Enemy Detection system, made to move a large group of troops by avoiding all titans if possible and relocating the direct path of the advancing units
by Lord of YOLO January 15, 2015
If you attempt to steal anything from a car or a house; the owner reserves the right to stick a gun in your face.
The thief entered the house and discoved, to his chagrin, that it was insured by Smith and Wesson. Funeral Arrangements are pending.
by Amzngguy June 27, 2009
U.S. Representative for Texas's 21st congressional district, A.K.A the ugly fucking piece of human shit behind SOPA to keep his DMCA fat-assed cat-friends's pockets full of money.
While the state enemies of before who were instantly marked as communists by the government are now renamed "terrorist", I think that thing, Lamar S. Smith, is exactly the same as a communist opressor.
Also known as, Staline himself.
Also known as, Staline himself.
by Ravenscare January 18, 2012
Lucky Blue Smith, a gorgeous American model. Gorgeous hair, eyes, body. Basically the definition of perfection.
by Hunnie Ange September 28, 2015