It is when your electronic devices, or an electronic assistant behaves as if they are menstrual. The assistant is looking up bizarre search topics and not really hearing the commands clearly, or sending text messages to your friends and family that make little to no sense.
"Send a text message to Fran." "Ok what would you like it to say?". "I'm running a few minutes late, wait for me." "Ok text message says: I'm running great, fleas will be. Shall I send it?" "No." "Ok I'll send it."
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My tablet is on its e-period this morning! I can't get to any of my photos. Why won't you work right?!
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My tablet is on its e-period this morning! I can't get to any of my photos. Why won't you work right?!
by Nariema June 27, 2014
Get the e-period mug.Generally a double entendre, mostly in reference to blood, in another view it can be used as an expression of finality. In this case the "urban" definition of Period is used to express the finality of ones life especially when it's accompanied by blood.
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Get the Period mug.When the husband grows a beard while the wife is on her period since she is super sensitive and doesn’t want him near her.
Guy 1: Growing a beard I see?
Guy 2: Yeah, it’s my wife’s time of the month, so I’m growing my period beard
Guy 2: Yeah, it’s my wife’s time of the month, so I’m growing my period beard
by ScubaSteve87 December 5, 2018
Get the Period Beard mug.Verb. During a woman's menses when her blood and other matter is discharged from her uterus and she is unprotected (with a tampon, pad or other device) and leaves unwanted traces (underwear stains, etc.).
Dude. It was so sick. I woke up the next morning to find out that bitch had perioded all over my new sheets.
by AlythiahTheGreat June 17, 2014
Get the perioded mug.When you have committed to plans with a girl that you are not romantically interested in and therefore feel like you are not able to pursue a romantic relationship with anyone else until that commitment is fulfilled.
Typically in reference to a homecoming or prom type event.
Typically in reference to a homecoming or prom type event.
“Hey man are you gonna slide on Hannah?”
“Dude I can’t until after homecoming cause I told Jenna I would go with her and I don’t want to look like a douche”
“Dang man, you’re really in a romantic lame duck period”
“Dude I can’t until after homecoming cause I told Jenna I would go with her and I don’t want to look like a douche”
“Dang man, you’re really in a romantic lame duck period”
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