i need some poon

"i need some poon" basically means "i need some sexual intercourse" or "i need some poonani".

the word: poon- refers to a woman's vagina.

made mainstream by the movie: 'the 40 year old virgin',
where the drunken and sexually frustrated main character is in a bar surrounded by available women and states i need some poon...and gets no reply.

by G.j.H July 07, 2008

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moons-out-poons-out

When you go out with your boys on the night of a full moon in an effort to get laid.

"Yo man, let's hit the bars tonight! Harvest Moon! 'Moons-out-poons-out'!"

by kbeezyfomfsheezy March 15, 2017

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Poon Bagel with Cream Cheese

When a guy fucks a jewish girl then cums all over her pussy.

Jim:Yo what did you have for breakfast?
Kevin: I had a poon bagel with cream cheese and it was poonarific

by King of Poon January 07, 2009

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Mangled Poon Per Hour

A unit of measure for describing the amount of poon one is receiving. Commonly refered to as MPH (the per is not counted) Derived from poon per hour, the mangled creates a recognizable acronym.

The MPH scale is from 0 to 6, 6 being a fuck fest, 0 being a virgin. Most lie between.

Oh man, he is getting so much pussy, his Mangled Poon Per Hour is at least a 5.

My Mangled Poon Per Hour just went up a notch if you know what I mean.

by theeyeofthetiger September 15, 2010

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