Demon from Mexican folklore, who prays on naughty children who do not finish their Quesadillas. Known to be especially attracted to the greasy qualities of mexican cooking. Announces presence through incessant tapping of your leg while watching you eat, often annoying you with constant questioning about food you should not and will not give him.
"Oh boy I really George RR Martin this time"
"Finish your food Pablo, or the fat man will finish it for you!"
"Finish your food Pablo, or the fat man will finish it for you!"
by Past victim November 24, 2023
Get the George RR Martinmug. He is the best guy ever... You have never seen anyone like him. He is loyal, cute, sexy, smart, creative, kind, gentleman and a lot more... He loves like no one else, his love is just precious. When he falls in love with someone he isn't playing.
When he falls in love he is able to do anything he can for his love.
If you ever see him you have to go talk to him. You don't have to be shy or anything
When he falls in love he is able to do anything he can for his love.
If you ever see him you have to go talk to him. You don't have to be shy or anything
You're such a Martin Dzimbaník
Trish: "You will never believe who I saw"
Jessica: "Who did you see"
Trish: "I saw Martin Dzimbaník"
Trish: "You will never believe who I saw"
Jessica: "Who did you see"
Trish: "I saw Martin Dzimbaník"
by Malcolm is best bro love you July 17, 2019
Get the Martin Dzimbaníkmug. has a very very large penis
by oabnifowahnwof gag April 3, 2017
Get the martin griesbeckmug. 
That one asistaint principal that's a snich ass bitch and gets on everyone's nerves and is the one to break up all the good fights in the hallway during passing period ps. loves big mac's.
by Yo_momma_gay_asf July 10, 2019
Get the stacy martinmug. When you trina get your dealer to hit you up with that loud but he gives you a "sorry mate I'm busy right now".
by puremaddad June 23, 2016
Get the Martin Tayloredmug.