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joey sprite

A McDonald's Sprite with zero syrup. It is still completely carbonated and normal otherwise. This is basically a sparkling water with zero sugar.
I went to McDonald's and I ended up getting a joey sprite. I guess their syrup did not dispense.
by thatoneguywhoexists March 31, 2024
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Joey

Joey is an otter-like man. He likely has small nipples but a big heart. His mom is a MILF and his big sisters trained him to be kind to women. He might be a firefighter or like an FBI person. He smells like warm fluffies. Otter fluffies to be exact. DO NOT MESS WITH HIM. He has 18 abs which he will wrap around ur head and squeeze until your brain explodes and your last words before death will be “Joey is the man”…
“Isn’t Joey so great. He’s like…super nice….AND HES HOT. so that’s good” - a direct quote from joey number 56789065’s coworkers
by Quigleyisrooroo July 28, 2023
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joey ortiz

A fat guy that is a Mexican that smokes blunts in his attic while making beats
by Hsiwv May 9, 2022
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Joey

He is a nice guy and acts very gay and kind but he dates your ex’s and stuff and he has a lot of friends who are fake but some Joey’s have mates and none fake friends but like Joey is a nice person.
Did you know Joey’s gay
by Olivia08 August 6, 2021
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joey english

The sexiest man to ever live. He's been gettin hoes since seventh grade.
by Joeyacme3300 June 8, 2016
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Joey

He can be a great guy but sometimes is just a pain in the ass.
Joey is so cool or not.
by The shades July 18, 2019
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Joey

Will steal your money if you leave it out, tells all of your secrets after promising not too. Works for the Chinese government as a troll to incite hate and division on current u.s and some foreign events across all social media platforms. If you get a long with him it's because he's setting you up . Likes ice cream.
I was with Joey earlier but he was on social media the whole time and only wanted to talk about how great china is. Any ways have you seen my money I left on the table?
by jojo_guacamole November 23, 2021
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