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Gorilla Lookin Ass

A female who is so attractive you would literally kill a gorilla to fuck her. Alternatively you would pay an handsome fee to have her ride your face like a circus train full of gorillas. One might also jump out of a bush like a gorilla to surprise her with a tasty beverage and then fuck her vigorously....like a gorilla. The phrase stems from the primal, reproductive pull that is so out-of-control that all forethought is completely lost on the beholder. This is when the man beholding that “gorilla lookin ass” will literally turn his wallet inside out just to get a whiff of that gorilla lookin ass.
“I just dropped a G on that Gorilla Lookin Ass. Her baby daddy don’t even know that I just busted my nut all up in it. “

“As soon as I saw that Gorilla lookin ass, money started fallin outta my bank.”

“I used to be rich, until I saw that gorilla lookin ass...now she rich”
by WonkasWillie December 19, 2019
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Gorilla Nut

Noun

1. A term to describe the physical condition in which a male of any species has one testicle at least 2.5 times the size of the other. The bigger of the 2 is called the "Gorilla Nut." The smaller of the 2 has not yet been defined and pales in comparison. This Gorilla Nut hangs much further down than the other and sometimes can even hang lower than the penis. There is no such thing as Gorilla Nut(s) because it only occurs in a lopsided or disproportionate nutsack.
"If you've ever seen a man with an exposed testicle, it's usually the gorilla nut."
by billebllunt December 10, 2013
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Gorilla tag

A game that consists of 9 year old children screaming racial slurs at you.
Hey Billy I can you stop screaming because you lost a game of gorilla tag ?

Billy: Go kill yourself you ni**er
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Gorilla tag

a Virtual REality game which mostly racist and homophobic kids play.
hey name wanna play gorilla tag and tag some monkeys?
by Braedonishome May 24, 2024
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Gorilla-Gooner

A person aged 14+ who still plays Gorilla Tag or its knockoffs—sweating in a kids' VR game, grunting into the mic, and calling themselves “cracked” at monkey parkour. Anyone who plays children's games at an old age is weird. Mainly adults.
Grown men playing a children's game are gorilla-gooners.
by Koolsy July 5, 2025
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BBB Gorilla tag

BBB Gorilla tag Is a tik toker that is a goat at gorilla tag. “Juke master”
by BBB Gorilla tag March 31, 2022
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Gorilla Fisted

Having the overwhelming ability to tear up any and everything you fucking touch. Usually used in conjunction with "I didn't mean to!" after showing it to whoever's shit you just tore up.
"I swear to god, you are one Gorilla fisted motherfucker. You could find a way to tear up a cannon ball!"
by The MadTeaSipper January 26, 2024
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