ghost cum

That Perplexing cum that you thought you had cleaned up after spanking the dolphin. The cum that, to your dismay, soils you boxers, pants, and sometimes shoes.

(A man pulls up pants after taking care of business) "Goddamnit, I thought I cleaned all that shit off! Now it's all in my boxers and dripping down my leg!"

It looks like he should have checked for ghost cum!

by John McCrary March 12, 2008

Ghost Liking

When a user on Facebook "likes" another users comment left on a status without donating their two cents in the actual conversation at hand.

Reasons for this maybe because:

(1) have nothing to contribute to the status.
(2) don't want to receive useless notifications by liking/commenting the actual status or
(3) it was that damn good of a comment and worthy of receiving props.

Chervony: "Molly keeps Ghost Liking the comments I leave on Diaz' status'! It's like she's here with us listening to our every word!"

Ben Dover: "I feel her presence in this status."

(Chervony and Ben Dover embrace each other in fear)

by Jovan606 July 30, 2010

Snot Ghosts

When your nose is running so much and is so raw that instead of blowning your nose for the hundredth time you just stick tissues up your nose so snots not dripping out, the remainder of the tissue sticking out of your nose resembles old fashioned sheet ghosts. Hence Snot Ghosts.

My nose is so raw from blowing it so much, that I opted for snot ghosts today for some relief.

by OutbreakMonkey May 8, 2009

ghost fart

When your driving in your vehicle and and you smell a terrible fart and your all alone. You realize that it was the vehicle in front of you who farted and it traveled back into your face.

Holy docking bubble I think they guy I front of us just hit us with a ghost fart.

by dlboone24 October 8, 2014

ghost message

A message, or messages, sent while the recipient is not online.
It is usually intended for the recipient to read when they come online & not necessary or vital to send in an active conversation.
Ghost messages usually are about previously stated information or just something that you would like the recipient to read & not necessarily respond to.

(Please note the timestamps on these examples)
Example 1:
9:20 PM
Sebastian: Do you think you could come tonight?
Anna: Maybe. I don't know... I'll have to ask my mom.
12:00 AM
Anna: I was reading up some things about tickets... It costs 50$ to go there, then we need to consider the amount for food & attractions.
10:15 AM
Sebastian: Oh, right. It closes at 9 too.

Example 2:
3:00 PM
(very random conversation about things)
3:50 PM
Ian: (link to a funny YouTube video)
6:18 PM
Evan: What the hell did you send me.

Example 3:
11:25 AM

Sam: (sends notorious spam)
5:00 PM
Piper: why do you keep ghost messaging me
Sam: ghost messages. (jazz hands)

by Killossal October 31, 2016

ghost tickles

When you're cuddling and someone lightly and slowly grazes your skin or the hairs of your skin with their fingertips and it makes you get goosebumps because it feels niiice. Usually best with one who is good with his or her hands.

We were cuddling and he gave me ghost tickles - it was so erotic.

by Stephonme December 7, 2016

Pool ghost

A used condom floating in a swimming pool

Damn, you see that pool ghost floating in the hotel hot tub?!

by PulaskiMILF July 21, 2019