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Beef Gardener

One who performs oral sex. Typically on a female. Cunnilingus or Fellatio.
Dave was a Beef Gardener.
Gillian didn't care cause she wasn't getting any of that.

Gillian used to be a Beef Gardener until she advanced and grew a beef garden of her own.
Dave was hardcore butthurt because he wasn't getting any of that.
by bogosuperelf June 29, 2020
mugGet the Beef Gardenermug.

Olive Garden

Just a casual American restaurant chain for the commoners. Serves typical Americanized Italian dishes made by unskilled college students who are just learning how to cook. Food is decent at best, as one would expect. Most often the place where a typical guy would ask a girl out to, as well as a freshman's first job.

Comparable to the Canadian restaurant chains "Swiss Chalet" and "East Side Marios".
Guy 1: Just got my first job at Olive Garden!
Guy 2: Nice!
mugGet the Olive Gardenmug.

golden garden

I can’t believe you actually googled golden garden thinking it was a sex position
by ACloser December 12, 2017
mugGet the golden gardenmug.

Person who shits in gardens

Bearded Jesus looking type of gentleman who cannot control his bowel movements and thus deficates on people’s lawns like an annoying neighbours cat
Person who shits in gardens
by Dangermou5e October 15, 2020
mugGet the Person who shits in gardensmug.

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