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by f00tb4ll July 10, 2021
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Football

by sxysmartguy July 13, 2021
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football (soccer)

a fun game where the lads bully year 7’s on the 4g
by idektbf November 19, 2021
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football kink

where the person uses football during seggs
'Have you heard Zak has a football kink? Darcy said.

'No surprise' replied ems
by chaeyoungsangel August 12, 2021
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footballtwt

ONLY THE MANLYISH OF MEN CAN JOIN FOOTBALLTWT🤣🤣🥶🥶😈😈‼️‼️‼️🎣🎣🇺🇸🇺🇸 AND FUCK DREAM STANS
WOO WHO ELSE IS IN FOOTBALLTWT
by benchtvt September 4, 2021
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football d

football d is when you put a football inside a womens pu$$y and then kick her around with your friends
jake: yo bro i just football d her

micheal: bro let’s play
by stellasucksd November 21, 2021
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FOOTBALL

FOOTBALL IS THE MOST MANLIEST FUCKING SPORT EVER! EVERYTIME A PLAYER CATCHES A FOOTBALL, IT MAKES YOU SHIT YOUR PAAANTS! EVERY THURSDAY, SUNDAY AND EVEN MANLY MONDAY! THERE IS A NEW GAME IN THE ROUGH HOUSING BONANZA WE CALL FOOTBALL! AAAAAAAHHHHH, I FEEL THE ADRENALINE FROM JUST TALKING ABOUT FUCKING FOOTBALL! POP OPEN YOUR TOSTITOS AND BEERS MEN BECAUSE FOOTBALL IS THE SHIT!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

WOMEN CAN LIKE FOOTBALL TOO! UUUUUUUUUUUH YEEEEEEEEEEEAH!

FOOTBALLKING IS OUT!
MAN 1: HEY!
MAN 2: WHAT?!?
MAN 1: READY TO WATCH THE FOOTBALL GAME!
MAN 2: DAMN STRAIGHT!
MAN 1: WOOOOOOO-
MAN 2: WOOOOOOOOO
MAN 1: POP OPEN THOSE BUD LIGHTS!
MAN 2: OOOOOOOH SHIIIIIIIT!!!
by Mariachi_Lobster December 2, 2021
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