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Digitally Amish

People who refuse to upgrade their mobile devices, won't participate on social media, and miss out on cultural trends and events because of their devout belief that technology and digital media are terrible.
My brother is coming over to watch a movie at my house because his TV is from 2007, he can only get Netflix by streaming it through his old Playstation 3, and he won't buy a Roku because he's digitally Amish.

I can't text my mom because she's digitally Amish and just has a flip-phone for emergencies.

He didn't read Trump's tweet because he's digitally Amish and missed it.
by PunkRockHR December 5, 2019
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The Amazing Digital Circus

A quite good, interesting and unique show that has been destroyed thanks to toddlers and 40 year old men trying to capitalize on them.
Person 1: Have you seen The Amazing Digital Circus?

Person 2: Yeah, good show. But as all the other shows the internet ruined it again.
by Galace December 24, 2023
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Digitally damaged

The real life sensations, emotions and feelings experienced when a victim or subject of passive digital forms of rejection, deletion, disconnect, and aftermath of digital bullying (which is aggressive when actually happening). This is a pychosocial affect of the virtual world entering into the physical world. Examples of this are the Facebook divorce ... When a spouse divorces their lawful other online before the divorce, the 'digital delete', etc.
"I'm feeling sad because I'm digitally damaged."
by Dot* August 9, 2018
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digital eloi

The modern users of technology who reap the fruits and live among the cultivated gardens of Web 3.0; but live in blissful ignorance of how it all functions or who lays their digital tables.
"They say Gen Z are 'digital natives', but in actuality they are a form of digital eloi."

"James only knows how to find movies on streaming sites, he says he doesn't know how to use a torrent client or burn a CD."
"What a digital eloi."
by deMONSTERative June 28, 2023
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digital bake

the usage of photoshop or any other photo editing program in order to enhance oneself to look tanner, usually resulting in an gross, peachy hue.
did you see susan's new facebook picture?

yeah, she definately digital baked that baby.
by kellymc232323 April 13, 2007
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Digital Vikings

The Best GTA:O Mod Service You Can Get
Ibraham: Have you heard about the Digital Vikings

Isak: No tell me more
Ibraham: The Digital Vikings is a free money dropper service for GTA:O
by myanusishard August 30, 2017
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digital-bureaucracy

The complex, frustrating system of rigid forms, automated decision trees, and faceless interfaces that governs our interactions with online platforms. A modern form of red tape where every click feels like paperwork and every fix is hidden three menus deep. Common in online marketplaces, customer service portals, and government websites.
“I just wanted to update my address, but eBay’s digital-bureaucracy made me verify my identity with a pigeon and a moon landing certificate.”
by Gumtree Terry May 8, 2025
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