how's the waffle cooked?

Slang vernacular for "how's it going" or "what's up". Common responses being "Crispy" (good), "Soggy" (not great, sad in mood, etc), and "Burnt" (angry in mood, agitated, etc). Best used if you haven't seen the person in at least a day, because if you've seen them today, you pretty much know how their waffle is cooked.

"Hey man, how's the waffle cooked?"

"Crispy, dude."

how's the waffle cooked? by G T Ripper March 30, 2009

Cookie box 

Referring to a womans genetalia.

"He pounded my cookie box so hard last night! It almost broke!"

Cookie box by Charles P. Wifflebottom December 7, 2006

Sex cookies 

When money isn't an appropriate payment, Sex or cookies can be offered, and if the favor is large enough, then sex followed by cookies can be offered.

Samantha, i can't accept money for fixing your iPod
"How about sex cookies?"
That can work

Sex cookies by 7thcolumn February 23, 2011

Obama Cookie 

An Oreo. Called an Obama Cookie do to it's originality being half black and half white, just like Obama.

Fat Dude: "Man, hand me that pack of Obama cookies."
Fat Dude's Buttbuddy: *hands fatman his Obama cookies* "Would you like some of my special milk with that?"

Obama Cookie by Gzus Kryst April 11, 2009

cookie-cutter playlist 

A very cliched playlist that includes mostly top 40 hits from the last several years with little else in the way of variety, or good music.

"That girl's playlist had nothing but mainstream hip-hop and pop hits, it was definately a cookie-cutter playlist.

cookie-cutter playlist by maxer515 January 19, 2009

Cookie Run: Kingdom 

A cool game with a terrible fandom.

There are total 14 chapters in Story mode at this point. There is an update every few weeks with new cookies being added. There are a lot of game modes like Story mode, Bounty hunting, Kingdom arena, Guild battle, Tower of sweet chaos and Cookie alliance. There is also a new game mode called “Cookie Odyssey”. The game has a lot of stories, there are tons of cookies to collect, you can decorate your kingdom with landmarks, decors with different themes, production buildings and other things. There are also super-rare cookies like the Ancients and Legendaries which have 0.054% chance to be found. You can upgrade the cookies to make them stronger, max level is 60. You get skill powders from the bounties, you get chaos cake pieces from the tower of sweet chaos, you also get relics from the cookie alliance.

The game is not as bad as people make it look, it doesn’t feature bad stuff other than fighting.

Someone: Hey what are you playing?
Someone else: Cookie Run: Kingdom.
Someone: Ugh, hate that game!
Someone else: It's a cool game with a terrible fandom.

Cookie Run: Kingdom by ComeToBrazil85 May 23, 2022

nut cookie

When a male's ball sack becomes in contact with an area of cold air (less than 32 degrees F), they condense into a thinner package, known as the nut cookie. If a man has more than one ball sack, it becomes a package of nut cookies. If the ballsacks then reach a temperature lower than 10 degrees F, a reaction occurs that results in the formation of a nut cluster.

"Dude, when I was skiing, I forgot my underarmour leggings and baked a nut cookie."

"At least you don't have two ballsacks, I got a wopper of a nut cluster yesterday."

nut cookie by Sir Gusty December 17, 2008