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Coochie Loaf

Lemme make a coochie loaf pls.
by Puga C. November 30, 2021
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Coochie-conomy

The depreciated value of coochie due to free Internet PornHub access, forcing wanna-be Instagram models to get a real job instead.
Q: Shaneeka hasn’t updated her page in months; what’s up?

Me: Donations dried up. She delivering for UPS now. Hiding that sexy body under a uniform, working 9 to 5 to pay bills Another victim of the Coochie-conomy... *smh*
by Deuce And A Quarter 4Ever December 4, 2021
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Coochie Rust

When a vagina gets so dry, it oxidizes. Becoming rust. Bonus points if she’s a redhead
Man 1: “How was sex with your girlfriend’s mom bro?”

Man 2: “Dude, she hasn’t had sex I’m so long she had Coochie Rust.”
by Pipedbag February 24, 2024
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Coochie

Elegant Vagina - The break down of the word “coochie”

Formally deprived from the two earlier on, more commonly used words such as, ‘pussy’ and ‘Gucci’. With these two words scientist where able to decifer the first syllable of the word ‘coochie’ (coo). From these studies they found that ‘coo’ is simular to the word ‘cat’. Another word for a cat is ‘pussy’ which is a well known word for vagina. Now for the second syllable of ‘coochie’ (chie) is close to the word ‘Gucci’. Gucci is a well known luxurious clothing brand. Philosophers took up to five years to discover the ‘chie’ in coochie refers Gucci and is meant to be translated into ‘Luxurious’ or ‘elegant’. Using a survey taken by over 23,000 people, they concluded that it should properly be translated into elegant. So after many surveys and studies placed on the word, ‘Coochie’ is deprived from the phrase ‘Elegant Vagina’.
Damn bro you got a coochie??
by The coochie deicferer July 19, 2022
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Coochie

Coochie - slang for ‘Elegant Vagina’

The word Coochie is formally deprived from the two words, Pussy and Gucci. Upon discovery, scientists where able to decipher the new found word established in 1991. Using research and surveys from over 100,000 people, they were able to find that ‘coo’ sounds similar to ‘cat’. Another name for a cat is ‘pussy’ which is a common reference to a vagina. Pussy was coined the name for vagina in the late 1500 from an English novelist. After scientist discovered this they where able to find that the “oochie” sound is deprived from Gucci, a well-known luxury clothing brand that is often seen as elegant. With this information they where able to find that Coochie is slang for ‘Elegant Vagina’ and now commonly used in modern day rap and hip-hop music.
Damn bro you got a coochie?
by The coochie deicferer July 20, 2022
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coochie clam

a coochie with a very thigth grip
damn bro she's got a fucking coochie clam
by bloodworkbarf July 23, 2022
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Coochie Cobbler

A man who eats a woman’s clam after multiple other men just finished inside her
“”My grandma served Coochie Cobbler this year at Thanksgiving.”
by Bill Clinton 6942069 July 24, 2022
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