The Color Bandits

A brother-sister pair of notorious food critics that are so racist all they use are colors to determine the taste of the food. Sadly enough, I had them for dinner and they judged every thing by its color. Now- everything that's red, is now spicy, therefore, raspberries are spicy. But- they have made things more fair- there are MANY different weird shades of red.. sadly enough, thanks to them.

Red-
-rusty red
-Ohio state red
- shiny red
-blistering red
-God-that-hurts red
-red red
-sunshine-flowery red
- The color Bandits-red

by Precious the Dragon-Slayer June 20, 2010

Teabag Bandit

To dunk ones scrotum into the open mouth or the eye socket of another person while they are sleeping. Then latter showing them a photo or evidence of I happening, but no evidence of who it was.

Sam "I saw a photo of Josh getting tea bagged last night, but you couldn't see who's balls it was"

James "yeah we will never know unless we catch him in the act, cause he's the Teabag bandit"

by secretsquirrel2 July 29, 2014

bed bandit

One who drunkenly passes out on another's bed or couch without permission.

Keri passed out on the couch after the party, fucking bed bandit.

by ThorV April 12, 2016

bandit

A Scottish way of saying bastard

Oi ya bandit, why you talkin' oot the windae

by crypt_ August 4, 2018

Bandit

The drug dealer with a car battery
He is a op on rainbow 6 siege

DAM that bandit destroyed my exothermic charge

by Quickloans666 May 8, 2018

bandit

the wildest dog in the world,loves kisses

let me see bandit

by tdhcfjhg February 10, 2018

Banana Bandit

Derogatory term for black person

Man you act like a banana bandit

by Stretch AKA Slim October 28, 2023