A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.
"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"
by Ben Fartin December 08, 2023
by AkatsukiShrek69 April 04, 2021
A female who comes to a house with the sole purpose to give oral pleasure to an individual or group and then leave when finished.
"Last night we had these skully bandits roll through before we went out and then had to hit em back up when we got back at like 3."
by SantanaRLC5 November 06, 2008
by m4cca February 02, 2019
by Anonymous $288(4;& May 24, 2024
Someone typically a male whom takes someone virginity and then walks out on them or it can be someone who dates another person just to have sex
by Skm2323 April 29, 2019
by Fellow coochie bandit September 04, 2019