Alpha Schlimblo

Someone who is stupid, but also the smartest/the leader of the stupid group of people they are a part of.

Jerry is the most competent out of his friend group and has decided to take charge of them, and now he is the Alpha Schlimblo. Even though both him and his friends are not very smart.

by Mr. Shog December 10, 2023

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alpha model

An alpha model is a person (male or female) who performs oral sex on members of the opposite sex.

"I'm so stoked that my new girlfriend is an alpha model."

by Potassium June 21, 2005

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A male who is extremely protective and possessive of what he considers his. He will love you for the rest of time if you treat him right. He will make you his Luna, but if you hurt him, he will retreat and take care of himself first.

He can be skittish, but it's mostly to protect his own and your modesty. He will always go out of his way if he is able to, to show you he loves you.
Has a really high sex drive. Loves nature. Needs space to think, but ultimately will enjoy your company. OCD when it comes to cleanliness, also very hygienic.

He's someone that you can trust with your life, if he cares for you. Really hard for him to trust. Strong, loving, and kind, you'll never find a better human.

Me: "My Alpha Lion I love you. I'm never letting you go. Not ever."
Him: "You're mine, my Luna."
Me: *sigh* "Yes sir."

by Chrysanthemum Jade November 21, 2021

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jerkoff-alpha

Someone who obsessively watches/reads "alpha male" content and videos on Youtube and other dating/game sites, but never actually applies any of it in real life to better themselves. They are typically cowardly and insecure and have a tendency to shame and criticize others online for being "betas".

He's such a jerkoff-alpha, All he does is shame and talk shit about others for being beta, but yet he never shows his face or reveals any info about himself.

by RoundLost12 May 14, 2022

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