Fruit Me

To be fucked and fed fruit by a sex slave while lying on silk sheets

The Unicorn - "I'm home from work. Fruit me. And my legs best be shaking when you're done"

by Chazza990 June 17, 2022

Angel Valenzuela To Eliza Coupe: "'You Are Cute'" & Eliza Coupe To Angel Valenzuela:"'You Are Cute To Me Too'"

Angel Valenzuela To Eliza Coupe: "'You Are Cute'" & Eliza Coupe To Angel Valenzuela:"'You Are Cute To Me Too'"

Angel Valenzuela To Eliza Coupe: "'You Are Cute'" & Eliza Coupe To Angel Valenzuela:"'You Are Cute To Me Too'"

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025

bussing me in a trap

when something goes wrong

josh: *opens gone off milk whilst on tea duty, with no time to get more* YOU’RE BUSSING ME IN A TRAP!

by rumragee October 11, 2020

Pick Me

A woman who puts/talks down on other women in order to make herself seem better.

"It's shameful how Megan Thee Stallion and Cardi B have no respect for themselves," Amy sighed, watching the two women perform W.A.P at the 2021's Grammys, "They are hardly wearing clothes and have the audacity to dance like this on national television. And seeing how women strive to be them, looks like I'll be the only women left to truly love and respect myself."

"Amy, please go to hell and stop being a Pick Me," her friend, Joselin replied.

by titi_kusha April 16, 2022

Fuck me

A way of expressing disbelief and frustration like the phrases , “Are you kidding me right now” & “Unbelievable”
For crazier situations, it’s the shortened version of the rhetorical question, “You’ve gotta be fucking me right now, right?”

*at work instantly after getting there*
Boss: I need you to get A, B &C done before noon and then manage the rest of the day cause I’m leaving early.

You: *under your breath* “fuck me, I guess”. Or * boss leaves room* “Good morning Vietnam! I see breakfast is still the ‘FUCK ME’ special!”

by NotoriousME July 29, 2024

You won’t see me crying in my soup

I made my decision, and I stand by it.

I’m so happy to eat alone if those around me do not agree.

I am confident that my decision was for the best,

“you won’t see me crying in my soup “

by Stupidwords4people February 12, 2022

slap me upside the head and call me Larry Pinto

An exclamation reflecting a state of amused disorientation, often prompted by a surprising or unexpected event of a generally positive nature. Suggests being so delighted or amused that one cannot remember their own name.

"Well, slap me upside the head and call me Larry Pinto! Did you see that, Lou? That was the biggest pineapple I've ever seen!"

by sb760 January 27, 2024