Dirty hot-pocket

A dirty hot-pocket happens when you slather your wiener in marinara sauce and stick it in a dirty coochie
My girl said she hasn’t showered in a week and told me to come over and give her a dirty hot-pocket
by Bigdaddy15350 September 21, 2023
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hot track hole

when your running track and your buttholes starts dripping
damn bro you got that hot track hole
by ya bumm April 25, 2018
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mortar hot

damn look at the mortar hot girl. you need to call 911.
by chico78225 January 14, 2011
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Hot tessa

When you squirt Dijon mustard up her butt and then have her fart onto a hot dog and eat it.
“I had the best hot dog last night”

“Was it a hot tessa?”

“Bro I wish
by Hotdogz August 07, 2022
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Crash-hot

The epitome of kool.
"She thinks she's crash-hot, but she's a total fucking poser."
by sonicTrashPanda July 06, 2024
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Hot tuna

Person wearing Air Force 1’s and mom jeans.
“Hot tuna coming in at your 12 o’clock
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hot tuna

Hot Tuna (verb)
hot too-nuh

1. To unexpectedly score big in a high-risk situation, especially when you had no business winning.
“Bro, I was down to my last $5 at the poker table, then pulled a hot tuna and walked out with $2K.”

2. To attract or hook up with someone way out of your league, typically through dumb luck or sheer chaos.
“He showed up drunk, wearing Crocs, and still went home with the bartender. Dude pulled a hot tuna.”

3. To make a bold move that somehow works despite terrible odds or poor planning.
“No GPS, no gas, no cell service—and he still found the campsite? That’s a hot tuna if I’ve ever seen one.”

Origin:
Derived from deep-sea fishing slang, where catching a tuna is rare, exhilarating, and usually unplanned. Eventually hijacked by bros, degenerates, and weekend warriors to describe life’s wild, undeserved victories.
“you can’t hot tuna yourself outta this one, pal.”
by btchasss May 10, 2025
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