Pulling a Musselman

When you are at a restaurant and everyone is waiting to order you claim you are going to order something, when the waiter actually takes your order you choke under the pressure and order the same thing as the guy before you.

Steve:i think i will get the waffles

Jeff: I'm gonna get pancakes

Waiter: what could i get you guys?

Jeff: can i get the pancakes

Waiter: and for you?

Steve: uhhh can i get the pancakes, too

Jeff: Dude, you are totally Pulling a Musselman

by musselman123 December 11, 2011

pulling a Di

The act of falling asleep anywhere and everywhere, Day or Night.

Oh damn its pulling a Di again!

by K-Cuz September 19, 2012

Pulling a Tim

Taking Friday afternoon off - it's a holiday... right?

It's too nice outside to be working this afternoon - I'm pulling a Tim.

by PullingaTim June 23, 2023

Pulling A Wade

When you dog your mates for some basic bitch or your puppy.

"Hey bro want to hang out?"
"Nah man seeing lilly"
"Don't be gay"

"Fuck off cunts im leaving the boys"
"Dude do you are Pulling A Wade"

by The Jacob Mabb September 17, 2014

pulls girls on the ground

pulls girls on the ground

pulls girls on the ground

by Timpullsgirls on teh ground November 15, 2021

pull ur shorts down

the disapproving statement ur mother gives u when leaving ur home

me: says literally nothing

mom: PULL UR SHORTS DOWN. are u rlly abt to leave my house wearing those??

by dopeteens July 6, 2019

Scandinavian Light Disco and Pull-up Bar

A noun referring to that moment when after you take your cousin, disembowel her, and use her viscera as a sexual lubricant while sodomizing her your mother walks in and says "I don't even know who you are anymore" and you reply "You probably didn’t recognize me because of the red arm".

Seamus never felt an ounce of regret, even right after his first Scandinavian Light Disco and Pull-up Bar.

by Bloxt July 28, 2017