Top Tree

A name for high end marijuana product.

Man I just picked up some fire top tree from the dispensary.

by Switchin Laynez September 4, 2018

such a fucking tree

A person who is a tree often are named wilson

how am i a tree
your such a fucking tree

by dfdfjhgjkbvnjv April 27, 2022

The Hobbs Tree

The Hobbs Tree is a curious sexual endeavour originating on the southern coast of England. Usually performed by men with unfortunate hairlines and terrible comb-overs, upon their unwitting, and soon to be damaged girlfriends. The male, after a healthy and indeed sloppy helping of foreplay, places their face within their female's vagina, who should be placed on her shoulders facing upwards with her legs akimbo at a 180 degree angle. Upon the disappearance of the face, all that will be visible is the sparse locks of curly, combed over hair, now nestled between two outstretched legs, like the leaves and branches of a tree.

I know me got no hair. But it mean me and julie can do The Hobbs Tree every night, me love the taste of me julie.

by bencurryy May 3, 2022

Dirty tree

Dirty tree is a s3x to a boy.

I just dirty tree him

by Fnaf_fan March 8, 2022

Hengolian tree

A tree that resides in the beautiful town of Hengelo in the Netherlands and is at its blooming stage in late March and early April.

It is of utmost beauty to see the Hengolian trees in their whites and pinks, every spring.

by Noirlion April 1, 2022

Chistmas tree

My favorite definition of it is the one that describes somebody who is funny and kind

Girl1 : OMG he's sooo funny!!!!
Girl2 :and kind!

Girl3 : he's a chistmas tree!
Girl1 and 2 : YEAH!

by TheRealCoreanJisoo January 7, 2021

Mad Tree

Big, hard penile erection.

I woke up this morning with mad tree.. That bitch gives me mad tree.

by AndyMcnastyyy February 14, 2021