Schrödinger's Stoner

Someone who decides whether or not weed is addictive based on whether or not they need it.

Kyle: "James, you smoke weed too much. You're probably addicted."
James: "Nah bro weed isn't addictive bro. I can stop at any time I want to."

*4 hours later*

James: "I am going through a mildly stressful event that will probably resolve itself in the near future. I really need to go smoke."
Kyle: "You're a Schrödinger's Stoner, James."

by urwifesboyfriend June 14, 2021

stoner

when 4/20 blaze is apart of a daily routine.

wilma : seen that missy? a right stoner her.

by markdontlikebark May 19, 2020

stoner

someone who smokes more than 3 drugs , snorts coke , and is always h!gh🍃

allí ah: aye that dude adrian fine ash

malinda:gurl be careful he a stoner fr fr

by braazymshollywood👅🚶🏻‍♀️ March 27, 2021

Stoner

Mari’elle Thompson

“Hey man! What’s a stoner?”

“Mari’s zooted”

by Mar :) January 12, 2023

stoner peeve

Pet peeves that most stoners have

My number 1 stoner peeve has got to be Camp counselors. Inconsiderate smokers trying to blow my high.

by D-momoney July 14, 2015

Stoner

1. The person reading this definition.
2. The person writing this definition.

I’m such a stoner I thought it’d be funny to write this

by $tomer January 19, 2024

sensitive stoner

A person who smokes cannabis but likes to keep to themselves or prefers minimal external stimuli.

May have a bad high with others, overthinking and panic. Prefers a softer high and experience without harsh sounds or events.

“She’s a sensitive stoner, she’ll probably go home and watch tv and bundle up instead of going out.”

“I consider myself a sensitive stoner, I don’t like to get stoned with many people, I keep to myself and don’t like getting worked up with others high”.

by MrZaza September 1, 2023