hawk 2: uhh

A rewording of the popular "Hawk Tuah" meme that makes it less obvious.

Hawk 2: Hawk 1?
Hawk 1: Huh?
Hawk 2: Uhh...

by jnd2008 December 30, 2024

Hawk-tuahber

The month before NNN where it is required to 'spit on that thang' every day.

"You looking forward to Hawk-tuahber?"

by YourDadStalin January 6, 2025

Hawked

Where Harrison borrows your keys to open a room and doesn’t bring them back to you, however, they are left behind in an inconvenient place.

Hey, did you see my pen? No, I bet it was hawked!

by C Man Millz July 11, 2025

Hawking a loogie

Hawking a loogie on someone means that spitting on somebody only means that they hate you and they hope you die. Hawking a loogie is not romantic, or attractive through sexuality. Hawking a loogie is not forplay in sex, it just means the person is spitting on someone that they hope dies.

Did you see Steve Hawking a Loogie on Joseph? He really hates that man.

Why did Joseph hawking a loogie on Jane, he thinks she is such a bitch that does not deserve a raise in her Construction Work pay check.

by AngryAmerican2020 August 8, 2025

hawk tuah prints

(noun) similar to footprints, hawk tuah prints are trails made by hawk tuahing at the floor, forming a trail. they dry up fast!

Broski: Yo, i am finding some general chicken eggwuhs. can you create some hawk tuah prints for me?
Brotato Wedge: hawk tuah
Old Man: i'm old

by mrbeast539275 September 2, 2025

Hawk Foo

The act of getting the Hawk tuah from an asian girl/woman

This asian baddie is giving me the hawk Foo

by Dschlangs January 20, 2025

Tony Hawk, The Knuckles Zeroing in on spartan locksmiths (left shank accidents)...

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Tony Hawk, The Knuckles Zeroing in on spartan locksmiths (left shank accidents)...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025