by foog buster January 8, 2020
Get the austin myers mug.Normally shorter than all his friends is kind of a retard he embarrasses people is not very healthy like to hang up on people and likes to play I message games. Normally has dark brown or black hair and brown eyes. He is very stupid in the heat of the moment and likes to say he is tall and call people short but he is not. Retarded 🤪
Austin is very short
by ###girl### January 25, 2020
Get the Austin mug.by Everythingisawesome February 1, 2020
Get the Austin mug.Austin is a straight lady getter, he has a bunch of girls wishing they could date him when he Dosent even try he has a gf most of the time, he is a very sexy,funny,cool and charming guy. That’s where he gets all the girls from ladies get wet all the time when they see him, let’s not forget about his massive 10inch dick that he has he usually has 3 sums with girls so he can share himself more often
by Lady getting Austin February 3, 2020
Get the Austin mug.A stupid bitch who needs to die right away. No one likes him at all. He is the embodiment of a prick.
by WREAH February 6, 2020
Get the Austin mug.“Can we talk privately”- this is a sign that he’s onto your attempts to disengage you being his target, he will often speak to you as if you were his girlfriend saying things like “I want to make this work” or “I can’t keep going through these ups and downs” or “I want to better our relationship”. If they are in a relationship they will often hold more interest in their target rather than their significant other.
Another sign you may be a target is that they may attempt to adapt to your feelings for instance if you’re sad about a friend that had left, he might attempt to pretend he cared about that person.
He may also disclose private information to certain figures such as a principal or parents.
He tends to spread misinformation.
How to identify Austin:
Big ass forehead
Liberal
Like joe Biden
Weird vibe
Has the same sweater as you (optional)
Will harass other to get election votes or to sell something (even if they say no)
How to attempt to escape being a target:
Run away from him at every instance and when confronted simply say “it’s win win bro... it’s win win”
Call him a Bernie fan (it pisses him off)
Make an impeachment campaign against his presidency (If he still has one)
Attempt to block him on every devise if possible (he’ll always find a way)
lock yourself in a portable toilet until he goes away (I’ve tried it)
Another sign you may be a target is that they may attempt to adapt to your feelings for instance if you’re sad about a friend that had left, he might attempt to pretend he cared about that person.
He may also disclose private information to certain figures such as a principal or parents.
He tends to spread misinformation.
How to identify Austin:
Big ass forehead
Liberal
Like joe Biden
Weird vibe
Has the same sweater as you (optional)
Will harass other to get election votes or to sell something (even if they say no)
How to attempt to escape being a target:
Run away from him at every instance and when confronted simply say “it’s win win bro... it’s win win”
Call him a Bernie fan (it pisses him off)
Make an impeachment campaign against his presidency (If he still has one)
Attempt to block him on every devise if possible (he’ll always find a way)
lock yourself in a portable toilet until he goes away (I’ve tried it)
by IntelligentMoron April 13, 2020
Get the Austin Jansen mug.Is probably on of those guys who has a small redhead gay guy who has a tiny penis, is a squeaker and only plays Fortnite with a soccer skin.
by Yeetman69420360 April 15, 2020
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