pole skinner

a girl that even your grandmother can tell that if she hasn't fucked your best friend yet- she will eventually.

I wish I would've broken up with her when my grandmother told me she was a pole skinner or at least before she fucked all my friends.

by lizadub April 15, 2011

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Connecticut Pole Vault

When a small, slightly obese man is tied to a bed, butt naked ( preferably erect ), and a naked woman runs at him and grasps his genitalia using it as a “pole vault”

“Oh my god man, me and Kate totally did the Connecticut Pole Vault last night. It was freaking awesome!”

by matty crowcrow May 24, 2021

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Pole position

The position of sitting on a man's cock (pole) while watching NASCAR

Hey baby you qualified first, you're sitting on the pole position for this race.

by Toenuts October 02, 2019

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Dead Pole

The Second pole in a two pole structure, or the third pole in a three pole structure. Also can be referred to as the "back pole" or "second pole"
Not to be confused with "Trailing Pole" which is a cousin to a trolling pole, used in deep sea fishing.

We need to move the dead pole to the other side.

by HoY_2 December 07, 2023

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