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Now Defuct

Anything that Wei violenty objects to.
The Referral plan is now defuct
by sz? May 28, 2018
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N-17 now

A typical word used by selston high school lads to describe nathan pickard as having a boner
N-17 now is nathan having a boner
by Ktfhdgrtuvcu85468hcjgdghut December 3, 2019
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Now

You do know this is annoying right if you don't speak English and want to learn the language don't use the urban dictionary trust me 💀
I'm now tired of you people someone end the quarantine these ppl r bored outa their mind
by How bored r u September 1, 2021
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Everyone is Twelve Now

A social theory describing the phenomenon where adults in American society display the emotional maturity, decision-making skills, and behavioral patterns of twelve-year-olds.

Origin: Coined by Patrick Cosmos (@veryimportant.lawyer on Bluesky) as a "unified theory of American reality" that went viral on social media in 2025.
Example 1: "Did you see how that guy threw a tantrum when his coffee order was wrong? Everyone is twelve now."

Example 2: "'Everyone is twelve now', she complained, when in response to HuffPost’s query about who suggested Budapest, White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt responded, 'Your mom did', and White House communications director Steven Cheung replied: 'Your mom'."
by patchmonkey October 17, 2025
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Now

Not yet but I will be when I get the thing that I want.
Hym "Am I happy now? No. Now do the one with down syndrome. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! See? You're trapped in the cascade of ever escalating meanness! Just like I am! You have no choice but to continue doubling down until you've made your point! Just like me! A prisoner forever until someone lets you out! HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
by Hym Iam June 12, 2022
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just now

way of sayingsee you later’ or ‘goodbye
cat- ‘i’m going home now’
dog- ‘okay.. just now’
cat- ‘just now’
by jxmxnxo July 22, 2019
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