your mum

your mum.

chavvy abby: who is going to the party tonight?

you: your mum.

by rnboozle January 15, 2022

your mum

A very old sexy woman that takes photos with a garbage can.

Do you see your mum? Why is she taking photos with the trash can?

by YourDadLeftForTheMilk69420 July 11, 2022

ur mum

slag

ur mums a slag

by urmumsbighole December 29, 2021

ur mum

an insult that is so painful to the opponent that most of the time he just dies

Jeff: your birthday was good
Sam: ur mum was good
Jeff: *dies*

by Caverace November 11, 2020

I'll Put it your ass, like i put in your mum

This meaning is used for someone who want it to put in your ass, people who most commonly use this term really want it in the ass, the mum part is a way of saying the you have sexual relations with someone mother.

Someone: What are we going to do

You: I'll Put it your ass, like i'll put in your mum
Someone: OMG yess baby

I'll Put it your ass, like i put in your mum

by Daddybby November 14, 2019

Freya’s Mum

A very strong character who does not stand for any nonsense. If you’re on your phone for any more than 5 minutes a day, then you may as well say bye to it for the rest of your life. Although she may seem mean, she is a lovely woman; however, her youngest daughter tests her patience. To everyone else, she is a pleasure to know and very pretty. She also tends to like tall, brown haired boys who get 29 commendations, but then again, who doesn’t?

“Oh no, it’s Freya’s Mum, better put my phone away!”

by bigdaddy43.69 July 27, 2019

Mum

What did you expect

Your mum. The person who gave birth to you. You have a mum even if you are adopted. What did you expect.

by Hsbs April 1, 2019