Jumping Mooses

Jumping mooses originated from a girl called paige. Genuine animals that only cross her mind. Many people think this is a crazy rampage, serioulsy a jumping moose is brillinat. Just think about it and let the motion flow through your head.

paige; hey there a jumping mooses!
other; shit man thats some rad stuff

by PAY-G =] January 19, 2009

walker moose

A big fat dick because no one likes him and is a loney bitch Because he is gay

Man walker moose sucks sooo much dick

by Bobbythebuilder666 April 6, 2017

Moose

The dog of a spear chucking velro headed toad load, typically likes beer that's room temp and tastes/smells like piss

That guy on rocket league is playing similar to moose!

by The one blk guy January 16, 2022

Moose knuckles

Female definition to the male moose knuckles definition; the outline split of her muff seen Through the front seam of her pants/shorts.

“Those babes shorts are so tight her moose knuckles are on display.”

“Whoa Joe! Your girlfriends friends pants show some dynamite moose knuckles !!!!”

by Merriberries December 19, 2020

Moose

A retarded animal also known as a Houge, it loves to try catching fish with its eye's closed, sending snapchats of its best friend coor's because no one else will hangout with it, it also majored in finger painting and sucking dick.

One time I thought I saw a Moose, but it was really a large child with down syndrome.

by HougeHouge March 3, 2017

Moose

That know-it all bitch that walks around the office swaying to and fro with the swagger of a drunk moose. Often with loud foot-falls striking fear into all those around.

"That moose had the nerve to tell ME how to fill out a TPS report!"

by That guy at the office. February 20, 2012

Moose Knuckle

Word used to warn workers that safety supervisor is on site.

“Moose knuckle, put your safety glasses back on.”

by Freckz December 9, 2020