moose tracking

Moose tracking can mean one of two things

1) A fat woman bounces on the ground leaving the imprint of her moose knuckle.

2) A fat chick is in a gang bang and she sits on all the guys faces in a line and you can tell where shes been by the number of gasping men.

1) I was trekking through the forest upon which I found moose tracks. After I followed them for a bit I happened upon a golden hair 5'2" 500 lb shela majestically moose tracking.

2) I was in a mad orgy the other day bro and this fatty mcfatterson started moose tracking. I swear man I couldn't breath for a solid minute and the other dudes were gasping for breath or unconscious maybe even dead.

by Herpderp4269 October 17, 2014

Double moose knuckle

An extra fat pussy

Damn look at tyreesha’s double moose knuckle , it could swallow a house

by Johnpiraino84 February 8, 2022

Rocket Moose

noun: A female that is very attractive but can have some fluctuating weight problems; she can at times be as hot as a rocket or can pack on some pounds and have a body like a moose.

Examples: Mariah Carey, Tyra Banks, Jennifer Love Hewitt

I love J. Lo but she is a real rocket moose.

by Walt Kowalski June 23, 2010

Siberian moose knuckle

the act of sticking your middle finger knuckle into the anus while jamming it around and looking for gold

Yo dude, i just got the craziest Siberian moose knuckle ever

by Jonathan toews 19 April 13, 2025

moose nuckle duster

Baddest rock band in Houston

Go see Moose Nuckle Duster in concert H-Town

by Jer2004haz August 27, 2023

Moose Man

Geese Man’s archnemesis. He is a very short person.

Person: They call me moose man.
Goose: *honks in annoyance*

by Alios735 December 5, 2020

Moose

That know-it all bitch that walks around the office swaying to and fro with the swagger of a drunk moose. Often with loud foot-falls striking fear into all those around.

"That moose had the nerve to tell ME how to fill out a TPS report!"

by That guy at the office. February 20, 2012