moose

Just a horse...

Wait, is that a moose? Yes, it's just a horse, same thing.

by FFY00 June 25, 2022

cow moose

A straple like creature that has a leftovers hair cut and is one ugly dude

A cow moose walked by me.

by Skfneigebeidenbeduudje June 8, 2016

john moose

John MOOSE

JOHN MOOSE

by Flaming cheese November 27, 2018

winter moose

In the winter a moose penis grows to epic proportions to rival all others in the animal kingdom. This allows moose to travel over ice safer having a fifth appendage to stablize.

That tall security guard over there is hung like a winter moose. I see the tip hanging out the bottom of his jeans.

by Moose expert guy September 12, 2021

moose ass

linglinger hitting it from the back while her titties sag

moose ass handing out papers like she tryna get a raise

by lil gergs February 12, 2024

Moose fuck

Where you fuck someone’s face so hard it gets morphed into the shape of a moose head, and then you cum so hard it shoots out there a lil land crystallizes into antlers

“I moose fucked sara so hard”

by PuppyThatNuts May 9, 2025

Moose huff

The mounds of pussy lips in tight underwear… also known as camel toe

The dirty old moose huff

by anonymous November 2, 2021