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A species that took over Earth and harming it like it's nothing
Human by HahaSuprise March 29, 2017

Human Hive Mind 

The process of destroying individuality in the name of a single encompassing human consciousness. Commonly believed to lead to the end of all conflict, famine, genocide, and artistic expression.
"Within the next 10 years, humans will have evolved into the sustainable human hive mind species which will no longer possess self-destructive tendencies. It will however no longer see a use for artistic expression and beauty will lose all meaning."
Human Hive Mind by VincentKav April 2, 2017

human growth and development 

"Human growth and development teaches kids about save intercourse and puberty. It also teaches kids to be mature about their bodies!" the over-enthusiastic Sex Ed 'teacher' exclaimed her propaganda.

human ramen 

When a person bathes in a bathtub of ramen noodles.This was popular in a YouTube video by FilthyFrankTV.
Human ramen is the best ingredient in any ramen

human boner 

Unofficial title bestowed upon the Parkway South Junior High School student body president.
There's no way J. in the junior high president without P. calling him a human boner.
Self-absorbed idiots in clothes. It's a miracle they're still alive.
I'm only Human