Skip to main content

cooked

cooked means "screwed" or "helpless"; usually used to denote that somebody is utterly fucked
That nigga is got 2/100 in the test, bros cooked
by IEnjoyWastingTime December 9, 2023
mugGet the cookedmug.

cooking with grandma

when you’re smoking that mj with ya fellas ya baked so your baking at grandmas but you trying to keep it lowkey so ya say cooking
WE COOKING with GRANDMA TONIGHT BOYS!
by dhshwjwvwv June 18, 2018
mugGet the cooking with grandmamug.

Bro cooked

A term used when someone absolutely excels at something, leaving everyone impressed. It’s like watching someone dominate a task and come out on top with flying colors
"Did you see Qiao En’s presentation today? Bro cooked hard—10/10, no cap."
by Repass October 2, 2024
mugGet the Bro cookedmug.

cooked

Being the synonym for "fucked up", the slang term "cooked" means a) becoming addicted to caffeine pills like Tombocantuxin because of having to stay up late doing mountaining amounts of college assignments, b) experiencing brain rot due to having as much screen time as an "iPad kid" (the backronym for "Indonesian people addicted to devices kind of kids")
After pulling three all-nighters fueled by Tombocantuxin and binge-watching every episode of my favorite series, I'm officially cooked—my brain feels like mush and I can’t even remember my own name!
by Emotional Cruiser October 1, 2025
mugGet the cookedmug.

Platty cooks

Lethal strain that makes you tweak and geek.
"mate platty cooks is telling me alien in UFOs built sham castle"
by Jando22 March 18, 2025
mugGet the Platty cooksmug.

Cook machine

A cook machine is a way to use less space having a cooker and a washing machine in 1
The other day I brought a cook machine to use less space
by Cookmachine123 April 25, 2020
mugGet the Cook machinemug.

Nial Cooke

This guy is an absolute legend best known for his famous character Coolie C. Sadly he lost his champion title match against the West Side Washers also known as the WSW. Although he is no longer the champion he is never forgotten!

Nial Cooke opened his barista, coffee, book store called, Mr.Cookes cookbook nook w/ Coffee
Yo! Coolie C what is cracking fam! WAIT! THAT'S Nial Cooke
by Manhans69755 January 19, 2023
mugGet the Nial Cookemug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email