Burrito Bandits

Niggas from the mexican cartel

We’re not scared of you burrito bandits.

by NotAGhettophile October 14, 2024

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Meat and Cheese burrito

When you take foreskin, elongate it, and let it crust over time letting cheese form inside. Then you roll it, so it’s layered with cheese and foreskin, making a sort of fucked up burrito with layers and you then let someone give you a blowjob.

Jonus: “Dude how did it go with Jessy last night?”
Gabriel: “I gave her that meat and cheese burrito (explains definition).”
Jonus: “What the fuck.”

by CyreeseLym(FromOblock) July 30, 2024

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Nut Burrito

A giant burrito of a cock packed with special sauce.

Guys I could really go for a nut burrito right about now.

by El Jefe_ March 14, 2019

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Beefy Burrito

A large Mexican of great girth seldom seen crossing the border. Also called an Uhl.

I arrested five illegal imigrants and one was a Beefy Burrito.

by Jedsall August 7, 2022

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Sneaky Burrito

When you run out of lube and, in a moment of depraved desperation, wrap your dick in a greasy tortilla and slip it into someone’s ass without warning. Both ingenious and deeply wrong, the Sneaky Burrito is the kind of move whispered about in locker rooms, condemned in polite society, and forever guaranteed to ruin Taco Tuesday.

My girlfriend said she wanted more spontaneity and spice in our relationship, so when she asked for a chalupa I thought I’d really keep her on her toes — instead of dinner, she got the Sneaky Burrito.

by MusicaB August 26, 2025

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