by DEEZNUTS69 October 12, 2017

A cool guy who is probably going to smash your thot and not tell you about it. He is simply a player.
by im not good at math February 24, 2019

Zero points in a game of Corn hole. All fours bags miss the board completely allowing your opponent to score 12 points. Highly unlikely.
Person A: You suck brah ! We owe those dudes a buck a point and we just lost by 15.
Person B: We'll at least I didn't open the game with a Phi Austin.
Person B: We'll at least I didn't open the game with a Phi Austin.
by Joe. G October 30, 2007

Nobody:
Me: I love Austin sooo much, he’s such a great guy, he’s smart, funny, good looking and knows how to make me happy. He’s my choppa!
Me: I love Austin sooo much, he’s such a great guy, he’s smart, funny, good looking and knows how to make me happy. He’s my choppa!
by Austin’s gf November 28, 2020

A man with a humerus outside but will get to your inside. He usually has a humongous dick worthy of making you moan and groan to infinity. If you make the first move and accept him he will please you in one way or another either with his enormous dick, his willing to do anything and his naturally huge dick to please any woman
by LittleLizzy December 20, 2019

by Lord Reko June 18, 2018
