Anu

Anu is a mongolian name that is very similar to the word anus

P1:Hey Anu how are you
P2:good !

by Raisin_uzem November 22, 2021

anus clintwood

Anus Clintwood is someone who has failed in life and their parents are very much disappointed in them, they work at a girl's school and they have a Japanese wife that is preggo. their dad's name is Jeff and Anus thinks it's a good idea to call his child that. he loves saying "am I going to have to give you an infringement for improper use of technology. He also loves to creep through people's emails

Person 1: Anus clintwood is soooooo annoying
Person 2: yes but, he looks like Andrew Garfield
Person 1: ON GOD

by jericc is my son June 1, 2022

anus blaster

When your fart Jakes the AC130 chain gun from modern warfare remastered

Damn dude did you make the anus blaster

Yea I did

by Delta54 June 22, 2019

walking anus

your anus burns so bad, it feels like it wants to sprout legs and walk away.

after eating that chili you'll get a walking anus.

by MangleBaDangle March 30, 2015

Anu

a cute girl who is intelligent, kind, and always willing to put others before themselves, just a lil crazy tho (she's a keeper, you won't find another like her)

Anu? Oh, she my lil boo thang!

by oye anna hazare November 21, 2021

Australian anus aardvark

When 2 consenting adults have sex and the male wiggles his penis like a aardvark mouth then puts in and out of the females coochie for 5 secs really fast and then randomly anally abolishes the women.

Male:.....slithering penis.

Female:Whatchu doing

Male:........
Female:ahhhhh you just Australian anus aardvarked me now my bunghole fell off.

by Doubledeckerdaggerdick May 9, 2019

anus

my pooter, anushole. maybe very saggy depending on e owner if the anus/pooter
it's is important to keep your anushole/anus/pooter clean to help prevent nasty infections and AIDS. you must listen to your anus all the time, it is wise. dirty anus.

i ruptured my anus lastnight and its it's rather sore today.
i think i have AIDS from not wiping my anus correctly🤕

by molly&maddis dildo farm December 9, 2016