Toe ring

A toe ring is when you stick one of your toes up someones arse, you pull it out and you're left with a nice brown ring on your toe. This is called a Toe ring.

Johnny was doing a spot of up-hill gardening when he slipped over and his toe went up freddies arse leaving him with a lovely toe ring.

by CamillaParkerBowels April 30, 2011

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toe rag

A useless person, often characterized by unpleasant demeanour. Derivation: the subject is about as high up the social ladder as a rag used for cleaning toe jam out from between your toes.

You're a fucking toe rag. I got no time for you.

by N3dst4 January 16, 2003

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freaky toe

When your second toe is longer than your big toe. Usually a phenomenom that happens to women.

Why is your freaky toe so long.
Holy shit! Your second toe is longer than your big toe, that's one freaky toe.

Man: What's up with your toe?
Woman: Uh...nothing.
Man: Why is it so damn long?
Woman: Leave me alone.
Man: I'll I'm saying is that's a freaky toe.
Woman: (sobbing)

by adfrock February 24, 2008

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