MILF

man, i love frogs.

person 1: "what's your favourite animal?"
person 2: "milf."
person 1: "doesn't that mean mom i'd like to fuck?"
person 2: "no, it means man, i love frogs."

by luaraka September 24, 2020

Milf-bate

Super cute babies,kittens,or puppies used for ice breakers to talk to hot milfs.

This chocolate lab puppy is the best milf-bate ever,having been slaying it.

by Dezzy Adam October 12, 2020

MILF-assed

When a woman (who has born children) turns to walk away, and the view convinces you she is a MILF.

At drop off, Johnny’s mom was wearing yoga pants, and I got MILF-assed.

by Wut, wut does that mean? December 22, 2020

milf gravy

The runny, lumpy poop that covers a baby to the point a milf gets it in her hair when she’s cleaning it.

Did you see that blonde milf in the baby aisle at Walmart?

Bro, that was a brunette, she was just topped with milf gravy

by Gr8CountryBlump February 9, 2023

Milf

Mother I would like to fuck.usually used to call mothers hot

Damn Stacy's mom is a milf

by Sanktun February 10, 2021

Little Milf

A name you call a kid who is pissing you off while playing NHL (12)

Chris Parnagian: Wow you just gave up the easiest goal. I thought you were good.

Chris Tarzian: Shut up pussy. You are such a little milf

by pvdacyoa November 8, 2012

milf hunter

someone who loves milf and kidnaps them to make them have onlyfans and take all the money they make

nigga im a milf hunter

by Donald .J Trump March 3, 2021