turd puddle

a turd that feels solid when it is going through the anal cavity and in to the rectum, but when you poop it is a turd that looks like a mud puddle.

i took laxatives and was deceived by a turd puddle

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turd licker

someone male or female that gives a blowjob after anal and there are turd stains on the dick

"yo so you know sandy"

"yeah"

"she is a turd licker"

"bruh"

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A layer of toilet paper put into the toilet to prevent a back splash whilst taking a dump.

Russ don't forget to lay out the turd trampoline. Protect that ass from the shit water splash.

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a man purse that can be carried around while traveling, it is used for shitting in when there in no toilet around.

“dude, can i please use your turd satchel? i left mine at home and i rly gotta fucking dump”

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A piece of feces that sticks to the side of a toilet bowl after flushing that can resemble the look of a slug.

whoever used the toilet last was kind enough to leave a turd slug camped on the side of the bowl.

Turd Slug by havin' fun December 11, 2021

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Holding your poop at the point just before excretion for as long as you possibly can. Often due to laziness.

I almost shit my pants today because I was turd edging through the whole Star Wars prequel trilogy.

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A parent who's native tongue is not English and pronounces words a little unique.

My dad is from Iran. Therefore, he is a Turd Farrest Fued.

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