Minge Crisis

An area or organisation with no shawtys, resulting in mingeflation.

"Wow you go to ICSM must be great"
"Nah wish I went to Nottingham instead, ICSM has a huge minge crisis."

by Registered_Nurse August 1, 2024

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Ming ling

Ming king means something excellent,something looking fantastic and sexy

David said to Denise “fuck babe your anus looks so ming ling since you got it bleached at the salon”
Denise said to David “omg your hard cock looks so ming ling when it’s in that cock cage and I’ve got the key “
David said to denise “your feet are so ming ling babe when Ive pissed all over them”

by Martybogroll January 22, 2023

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ming mong

An offensive word used to describe the residents of Hazelrigg Village

‘I’m from Hazelrigg.’
‘Okay so you’re a ming mong’

by epic funny February 19, 2023

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Chicken Minge

The foul, forbidden zone of a chicken — their nasty little cloaca, aka the chicken's version of a vagina.
Rumored by the absolute worst kinds of degenerates to feel amazing and taste oddly good.

Because when you can’t skin them, what else is there to do with a chicken?

Hollow: "Chicken Minge on my desk, feels and tastes really great!"

Boneham: "Hollow ate all the chicken minge from the fridge in notts"

Raig: "I didn't know that hollow ate bonehams chicken minge from the fridge in notts until it was happening and already happened"

"He’s been alone too long — he's probably out there chasing some chicken minge."

"You ever get that desperate you start thinking chicken minge sounds alright? Seek help, bro."

"One bite and you’ll never look at KFC the same again."

by Aroxetem April 28, 2025

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