That text-walker almost bumped into me!
by Aaron Gobrah August 25, 2008
Get the text-walker mug.A person who is perpetually sending/reading text messages, such to the effect that their behavior is considered rude and/or anti-social. This term is generally used condescendingly, or at least with some degree of disdain.
"Scott sure is being a buzzkill tonight - he hasn't looked up from his Blackberry once since he got here."
"Yeah, talk about a textasaurus rex."
"Yeah, talk about a textasaurus rex."
by CornellHatesMe April 12, 2009
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When the most incredible woman you have ever met in your life finally opens up and sends the most amazing text or e-mail, but immediately retreats back into her shell never to be seen or heard from again.
Patti broke my heart when she sent me a Turtle Text and severed all contact right after hitting send.
by ice cold asshole March 7, 2010
Get the Turtle Text mug.When the user of a smartphone loses his/her case, and subsequent texting is performed with the fragile exterior of the phone exposed, he or she is engaged in unprotected text.
Person A: "Dude, my iPhone case cracked. I'm now having unprotected text."
Person B: "What's that?"
Person A: "You're an idiot."
Person B: "What's that?"
Person A: "You're an idiot."
by a5jg03ad0hb December 10, 2010
Get the unprotected text mug.When you text a boomer, and they answer your text by calling you. Quite often, boomers will reference some or all of the content of your text
in their call, while simultaneously sounding like they haven't read it. Reasons for boomer texts range from laziness, to lack of basic smartphone awareness. Boomer texts can be very annoying as the person sending the text could very well be in a loud environment, or just not have time to talk on the phone. The boomer however, is inconsiderate of possible circumstances why a person chose to text them instead of calling, and places their own convenience as top priority.
Example
Millennial texts boomer: I'm gonna make a run over to Jack in the Box.. you want anything?
Boomer calls: Hey, so you're going to Jack in the Box?
Millennial: ...yeah... did you not read my text?
Boomer: oh yeah I just got it.. well go ahead and get me a (burger and fries)
in their call, while simultaneously sounding like they haven't read it. Reasons for boomer texts range from laziness, to lack of basic smartphone awareness. Boomer texts can be very annoying as the person sending the text could very well be in a loud environment, or just not have time to talk on the phone. The boomer however, is inconsiderate of possible circumstances why a person chose to text them instead of calling, and places their own convenience as top priority.
Example
Millennial texts boomer: I'm gonna make a run over to Jack in the Box.. you want anything?
Boomer calls: Hey, so you're going to Jack in the Box?
Millennial: ...yeah... did you not read my text?
Boomer: oh yeah I just got it.. well go ahead and get me a (burger and fries)
I just asked my old man to text me the address of the hotel he's staying at so I could navigate to it, and he boomer texted me. Just called and told me what restaurants are nearby and what the outside of the building looks like. - no address
by Addison Sparks April 27, 2021
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Get the tone of text mug.Any text message consisting of less than four words which is usually sent from a distracted or disinterested party. Opposite of "Bible Text"
"Hey man what's going on with that girl you met last weekend?"
"Not much, just a bunch of Magic Eight Ball Texts"
"Not much, just a bunch of Magic Eight Ball Texts"
by Patrick Wilde July 31, 2009
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