stoner search

The wandering search of a stoned person looking for food or trying to accomplish a task, often ending in forgetting what they were searching for.

Where did Jessie go? "She's off on a stoner search for oreos and forgot what she was doing. We might have to find her..."

by cmike April 14, 2022

stoner baddie

a bad bitch that also partakes in large amounts of the devils lettuce. aka; a stoner baddie.

“omg she’s such a stoner baddie”
“literally baddie vibes, what a stoner baddie”

by hoebae420 April 15, 2022

stoner-mates

two stoner buddies that make a perfect match.

ex: smoking together, sometimes cuddling.

“y’all are like stoner-mates”

by hoebae420 April 15, 2022

stoner-mates

two stoner buddies that make a perfect match.

ex: smoking together, sometimes cuddling.

“y’all are like stoner-mates”

by hoebae420 April 15, 2022

stoner cult

If a stone can't talk or think then it can't physically have any racism, predudice, controversy, sexism, ect. Thusfore stones are the best known objects. REJECT HUMANITY BECOME A STONER

Dude: man humans suck I'm gonna get high
Stoner :don't be a stoner join the stoner cult

by The_real_SBG January 5, 2021

Stoner Tax

The price you pay for smoking the devil's lettuce. It could come in many forms; leaving your keys somewhere, misplacing your wallet, forgetting your girlfriend's name during sex, forgetting your lighter at home, etc.

Brad: Oh man! I got way too baked and left my wallet on my desk!
Chad: That is a hefty stoner Tax right there!

by Tippd_off January 8, 2021

Stoner

Someone who smokes marijuana. Stoners are down to earth people who dont look for drama and just live there life. Stoners are often the most chill people youll meet and dont expect to be judged for smoking weed by arrogant piss pots who are uninformed about the benefits of weed.

Im a stoner.

by Jacob Acuna January 10, 2021